London white noise

I just saw those annoying white earphones again
Everyone has them – on the street and on the train
It’s not the colour that bothers me, it’s more the fact that they leak
An annoying tinny sound of the wearer’s favourite beat
Please – you know who you are
Get some proper ‘innies’
And download some Jonny Cash.

Hurry up

Oh when will you come
Out of my wife’s tum?
I’ve been waiting since May
For our introduction day.
Please, hurry up, and come out to play.